what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Women's rights.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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