The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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