A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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