Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Pickles

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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YOU

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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The cream, it is coming

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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