- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Punch line.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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