What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Women have the right to vote.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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