A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Guest what in the butt

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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alert('The Game')

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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