Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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