- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

your fat

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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