- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

verry nice how mUCH?

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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