I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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KEVIN HART

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Apple.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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