why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Once upon a time

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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