Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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