Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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