Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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^that joke's not funny

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Rebecca Black.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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