what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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