what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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cancer

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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American Idol

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

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