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irish wristwatch JLR

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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