Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Faithful men.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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