What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Type better antijokes above

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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