Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's the new green? Green

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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