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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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