- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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