What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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