Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Womens' Rights

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Women's Rights

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The geese of Growmore

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Compton

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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