Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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