- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Do you like apples? Yes

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

c-? men, C-men

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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