What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what has genitial warts? me

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sucks Syntax...

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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