what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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one stop shop

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angelo snyder is not ga

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Anti Joke

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