J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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The WNBA.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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World Peace

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Women's rights

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What's 9+10? 19

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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