A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Cheese

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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