What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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