What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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