Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Poop

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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