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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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