A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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your mother hates you

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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