- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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