Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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