- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

I am quite mature.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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