Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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woman's rights

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Anti Joke

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