What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Black Poeple

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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