What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Ju... Just why?

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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