What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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