Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Justin with a hat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Barack Obama.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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A man goes to the potty.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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