what time is it rape time

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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An asian without a future.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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maddie latino

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Romans rights.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Anti Joke

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