Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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hi bye

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Kim Kardashian.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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