Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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