What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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