Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Butt Sex.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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