Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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