Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Basically copying you.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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willie revilame

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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nba live 13

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You were born.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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i like tits

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Womens basketball

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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