Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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