what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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That's what she didn't say

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hi

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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