You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Your text.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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