What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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