- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

womens rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

National security?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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