What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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all jokes aside...

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Anti Joke

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