EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Toaster

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Women's rights

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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