What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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who's a slut... you're mom

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Hey Shea

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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