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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Im gay What about you

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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