A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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