Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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homosexual

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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My butt!!!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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