richard is fag

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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cats are pussies

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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George Bush.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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My kids are mistakes.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

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