Yo momma is SO black.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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WNBA

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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