how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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