Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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