A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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MySpace.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Please Rape William Wright

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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. . I am a whale

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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this is not a drill.

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