Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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I enjoy anal.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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