What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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