A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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equality for women

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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