Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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dog

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Asian women drivers...

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This one sucks!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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