What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Good job, son.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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