Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Do u take sugar?

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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richard is fag

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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cats are pussies

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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George Bush.

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