What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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