Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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5 people are walking

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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anus soup

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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