What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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World peace

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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A pope meets another one

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