Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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^that joke's not funny

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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