Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Ham sandwich

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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