- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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