Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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