Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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