Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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