Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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jokes r dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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