So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Penis penis poop butt

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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