What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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