What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Knock Knock Go Away

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Are you a tree? No.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

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