Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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