whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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My kids are mistakes.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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fruit salad?

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