I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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