Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A jew went to Germany.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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