"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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9/11

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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ass.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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