There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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