Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Arron Glass

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Poop

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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