2 women were sitting quietly

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Feet

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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