Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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