In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Jason Connor.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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whats chinese noodles

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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