what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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National security?

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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want to go home? yea

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

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