And you honored it I see :P

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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