A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Anti Joke

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