Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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