What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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WNBA

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Your Mother

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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