High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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