A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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