knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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George Bush.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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