A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Do you love me? No.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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