Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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