Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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