What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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