How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

thumb_up thumb_down +45

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why? Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6,010

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what do you call a black guy african american

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

thumb_up thumb_down +219

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops