Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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ur an fagit

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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pauls tuck

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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