b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Vicky is my best friend.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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