- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Hello

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Wade's the father

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

I pooped.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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