Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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s e m e n

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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