A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Kelly Clarkson

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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How much is an abortion? A life

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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