Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I have a gay camel

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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