roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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