I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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bob saget

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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