Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

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