- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

can you pass the soap?

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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