Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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