A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Hearpin my durp

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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