who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A lot eh?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

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