Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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