why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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i like pie

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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