What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Yes.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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