What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What is long and black? The line at KFC

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

this is stupid .... yep

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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