Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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