What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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