What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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