What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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