Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's two plus two? Window

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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