Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Womens Rights.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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