What's a small person? A midget

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Gabe Mercado

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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I'm tired.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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