What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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